-losing to win-

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

me: well they turned into a cunt

find-greatness:

iliketosaythingsandeatstuff:

Someone posted this on thier Instagram today. What the hell!!! Why don’t we have this here? #weightwatchers

WHAT THE HECK?!!!!!!

find-greatness:

iliketosaythingsandeatstuff:

Someone posted this on thier Instagram today. What the hell!!! Why don’t we have this here? #weightwatchers

WHAT THE HECK?!!!!!!

Sick of people treating me like shit. Sick of making sure other people are happy before me and my family are. I will do what’s best for me and my family. Until the day bitches ans assholes are paying my bills they can FUCK OFF.

Sick of people treating me like shit. Sick of making sure other people are happy before me and my family are. I will do what’s best for me and my family. Until the day bitches ans assholes are paying my bills they can FUCK OFF.

Huge props to the asshole who egged ONLY MY CAR…. it appreciated the washing I gave it.

Huge props to the asshole who egged ONLY MY CAR…. it appreciated the washing I gave it.

hitfix:

Parks and Rec has been renewed for Season 6!

hitfix:

Parks and Rec has been renewed for Season 6!